(Illiterate) Spammers now threatening my naughty bits?!

SandChigger | November 28, 2010

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The Russian mafia has kidnapped me…

SandChigger | August 16, 2010

And is making me post blogs about Erectile Dysfunction and penal implants! Penal implants? Huh?! Isn’t that, like, a reverse on the jokes from the courtroom scene in The Kentucky Fried Movie? The Russian comment spammers have been really busy here lately, and the messages have been pretty funny for the most part (and the [...]

Naked People Love Hairy Ticks!

SandChigger | July 29, 2010

Well, at least someone calling themself “naked people” posted this over on the fanfic blog: Can I just say what a relief to find someone who actually knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this [...]

Nuvy Russky Spamer Gambit?

SandChigger | April 28, 2010

Shto da hell this nu? I consider, that you commit an error. Write to me in PM, we will discuss. In my opinion, it is an interesting question, I will take part in discussion. Matchless theme, it is interesting to me. The excellent and duly answer. In my opinion you are not right. I can [...]

“Very postings!”

SandChigger | March 12, 2010

Why, thank you, Raizordaniown! I appreciate that … I think. Spasiba! Just one of the four spam comments I found waiting for me on the blog this morning, the only legible one of the lot (the rest, as I’ve noted before, were just a series of question marks), and the first such in a while. [...]

Things which destroy us as humans!

SandChigger | October 31, 2009

In a comment caught in the moderation queue, a Russian spammer asks Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose? Because—and don’t try this at home, do it in front of friends … especially if they’re eating!—it makes your face explode. Sorry, [...]

We’re somebody now!!!

SandChigger | August 12, 2007

Hey…the blog just received it’s first spam comments! Someone signing as “Your Mom” and giving the email address “yourmom@gmail.com” (HERE SPAMBOTS! COME AND GET IT!), accessing from IP address 67.170.29.71 (Comcast Cable Communications, IP Services WASHINGTON-6), left this message on two different posts here: Son, stop being such a fuck. You made your bed; now [...]