Brian Herbert says Navigators fold space?

SandChigger | January 4, 2012

In a video posted on Suvudu by Shawn “Suck-up” Speakman, Brian Herbert discusses the upcoming books in the Great Schools trilogy and says, “And again we have the Navigators can mu… they’re mutated and they can fold space and they encompass the entire universe in their mind.” (Around 2:39) Oh really? This must be one [...]

Who knew: It was Brian Herbert who’s rewriting the Bible?!

SandChigger | January 2, 2012

We always figured that someday Kevin J. Anderson would be the one whose hubris enabled him to attempt rewriting [read: ass-raping] the Bible the way he has been doing to Dune over the last decade. But it was actually Brian, the quiet, almost non-existent one who had his eye on the Good Books saggy buttocks! [...]

Vader’s Fisters are lubing up ass, I mean, AS we speak…

SandChigger | January 2, 2012

Poor Kevin. Does he feel he needs these asshats around, or does he just lack the balls to tell them to fuck off? Or, best of all, does he really really really think they’re cool?! Oh Holy Maker, I do hope that’s it! (Clicky) Tweet

Kirkus Reviews says Sisterhood of Dune “drones” flatly

SandChigger | December 23, 2011

At the end of a review posted back on November 15 (Did KJA cum over himself about this one on Twitter? Or as usual did he just ignore another ambivalent review?), after basically recapping the cover blurb, Kirkus Reviews writes Characters and plot are thus beautifully set up, the timing is precise; alas that the [...]

Bug Score: HToD outranked KJAblog for Sisterhood of Dune!

SandChigger | December 10, 2011

When I did a search for “Sisterhood of Dune” just now, a page here on this website actually outranked Kevin J. Anderson’s own blahg. Eat it and weep, KJA BITCH! And in the results for a Google Blog search, this blog came up second yet again! The access stats also show that there have already [...]

The newest shitline from KJASF? Or just David drooling in public again?

SandChigger | December 5, 2011

A thread on Facebook… led to a new discussion over on Goodreads… Ricco Carver: Some guy has a debate going! Dune – Dune 7 (showing 1-40 of 40) ?40 discussion posts. Matthew said: Hey all, I’ve noticed there are no discussion groups for Dune (none that I can find anyway). So, I’m starting this one [...]

First Sisterhood of Dune excerpt? (Who sharted?! Oh, KJA!)

SandChigger | November 24, 2011

In a post on his blahg yesterday ostensibly about the Sisterhood UK dustcover, KJA began with the following excerpt(?!): Today they were enduring another funeral for a dead Sister, one more tragic death from poison…another failure to create the second Reverend Mother. Crisis. Survival. Advancement. Raquella didn’t know how many more lives she could justify [...]