Brian Herbert says Navigators fold space?

SandChigger | January 4, 2012

In a video posted on Suvudu by Shawn “Suck-up” Speakman, Brian Herbert discusses the upcoming books in the Great Schools trilogy and says, “And again we have the Navigators can mu… they’re mutated and they can fold space and they encompass the entire universe in their mind.” (Around 2:39) Oh really? This must be one [...]

Who knew: It was Brian Herbert who’s rewriting the Bible?!

SandChigger | January 2, 2012

We always figured that someday Kevin J. Anderson would be the one whose hubris enabled him to attempt rewriting [read: ass-raping] the Bible the way he has been doing to Dune over the last decade. But it was actually Brian, the quiet, almost non-existent one who had his eye on the Good Books saggy buttocks! [...]

Vader’s Fisters are lubing up ass, I mean, AS we speak…

SandChigger | January 2, 2012

Poor Kevin. Does he feel he needs these asshats around, or does he just lack the balls to tell them to fuck off? Or, best of all, does he really really really think they’re cool?! Oh Holy Maker, I do hope that’s it! (Clicky) Tweet

The newest shitline from KJASF? Or just David drooling in public again?

SandChigger | December 5, 2011

A thread on Facebook… led to a new discussion over on Goodreads… Ricco Carver: Some guy has a debate going! Dune – Dune 7 (showing 1-40 of 40) ?40 discussion posts. Matthew said: Hey all, I’ve noticed there are no discussion groups for Dune (none that I can find anyway). So, I’m starting this one [...]

First Sisterhood of Dune excerpt? (Who sharted?! Oh, KJA!)

SandChigger | November 24, 2011

In a post on his blahg yesterday ostensibly about the Sisterhood UK dustcover, KJA began with the following excerpt(?!): Today they were enduring another funeral for a dead Sister, one more tragic death from poison…another failure to create the second Reverend Mother. Crisis. Survival. Advancement. Raquella didn’t know how many more lives she could justify [...]

Steve? Don’t you mean Keith?

SandChigger | November 3, 2011

Words fail… Rick Mann: I think it would be interesting to see Brian and Kevin do a book on one of the other houses of the Laansrad such as the bitter feud between House Ecaz of Ecaz and House Moritani of Grumman that were embroiled in a generations-long feud. Such an interesting story in Paul [...]

Who doubts KJA is calling the shots?

SandChigger | September 27, 2011

Even if they’re just the fanboy cumshots? You have to wonder how much of what follows is real, and how much of it was dreamt up and prestaged in the fetid bowel-womb of KJASF.com: Adam O’Brien Byron, how is the progress going with the Dune graphic novels adaptation? Saturday at 12:06pm – Padrig Merle likes [...]