Who knew: It was Brian Herbert who’s rewriting the Bible?!

SandChigger | January 2, 2012

We always figured that someday Kevin J. Anderson would be the one whose hubris enabled him to attempt rewriting [read: ass-raping] the Bible the way he has been doing to Dune over the last decade. But it was actually Brian, the quiet, almost non-existent one who had his eye on the Good Books saggy buttocks! [...]

The professionalism in everything they do

SandChigger | April 4, 2011

The other day yevisk (now rakishoard) over on Twitter sent me the following messages: yevisk: @DuneSandChigger per our Poland friend, Smellhole lists out Throne of Dune on the series pg…does KJA EVER proof read his “masterpieces”?! 30 Mar rakishoard: @DuneSandChigger The KJA crew left off GEOD under FH works in the Smellhole “booklist page”, but [...]

KJA fangirl SciFiChick squirts out another one…

SandChigger | April 1, 2011

There can be little doubt now that SciFiChick is completely out-to-lunch when it comes to anything written by Kevin J. Anderson. Just check out her new “review” of Hellhole. From the three-paragraph structure of the thing, you might suspect that she’s been taking lessons from Amazon star-reviewer Harriet Klausner. The first paragraph is plot synopsis [...]

Meet the Pee/Pooh of SMELLHOLE!

SandChigger | March 16, 2011

I didn’t have Net access when KJA started this shit on his blahg, so Ampoliros and others have already lambasted these “meet the people” posts over on Jacurutu, but I would be remiss not to mention them as well. The asshat pickle fucker himself writes (or did he dictahike this, too?): I’ll be posting some [...]

A KJASF shill review on Amazon

SandChigger | March 16, 2011

Sean Smith, one of the confirmed original members of KJASF, has published a “review” (link now dead) (for lack of a better word) of SMELLHOLE on Amazon. It’s pretty fucking bad. [Edit: Text of deleted "review", in blue font.] ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ Glad I Only Visited Hellhole, March 15, 2011 By Sean Smith [...]

SMELLHOLE “book trailer” parody

SandChigger | February 14, 2011

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Stormworld by Brian Herbert & Bruce Taylor?

SandChigger | January 24, 2011

Looks like the zombie has another book coming out with another writing partner. Has anyone heard anything about this? (Did Kevin know Brian was seeing someone else?! Ooh, won’t he have such a bitchy little snit if not!) Sounds positively… boring: After the Greenland ice cap suffers an abrupt and catastrophic collapse, Earth’s climate suddenly [...]