Bug Score: HToD outranked KJAblog for Sisterhood of Dune!
Posted By SandChigger on December 10, 2011
When I did a search for “Sisterhood of Dune” just now, a page here on this website actually outranked Kevin J. Anderson’s own blahg. Eat it and weep, KJA BITCH!
And in the results for a Google Blog search, this blog came up second yet again!
The access stats also show that there have already been more than 30 Sisterhood-related hits on this site in just the first nine days of this month. That’s nearly one-third of the total similar hits for all of last month.
Hairy Ticks of Dune is rapidly becoming the wired world’s first or second most popular source for Sisterhood of Dune news!
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I’ll bet JizzyDam and that other worthless fuck Dah-veed have already reported it to the Private Pizza Pals headquarters we’re they’re hard at work on a plan we’ll already hear about as it happens from one of their members. Idiots.
If Steven J. has his uncle working on it then you know it’s only going to get worse.
Uh, wait a minute… JizzyDam IS Dah-VEED. Porky Pest is the other one. Jizzy posts massive Walls o’ Text; Porky is the coward.
I know, it’s hard to keep them apart. (Probably has something to do with the sheer gravitational attraction generated by all that MASS!
) Jizzy has that trademark sexxay leather jacket. Pestie has no visible chin.
(I started to post something about them both being sumo-class size but the image of the two of them in loincloths made me vomit a little into my mouth…. urk.)
Oh shit! Did I mix up the names? I really must be careful. I’d hate to imply that those worthless hangers on are all alike. Even though they are all kja apologists in all matters, they all fucking loooove pizza and they all think that their efforts to support their hero will actually amount to anything.
Mmm… pizza!