The Least Interesting Man in the Dune-related Universe

SandChigger | September 12, 2011

Would have to be Byron Merritt, with the way he’s latched onto this Dos Equis commercial campaign rip-off like a priapic little yippy-yip stool-dog humping away on your boot until you shit-kick it halfway across the desert. Of course, when you’ve got fuck-all for original ideas of your own, you probably latch onto whatever you [...]

She must be collage ejikated

SandChigger | January 28, 2011

Whoever it is that posts using the DuneNovels account on Twitter, they’re a complete and ignorant dumbass. Here’s their newest beauty: I guess they figured “[ ]” would make more sense to the equally illiterate fanboys following the account feed. I mean, ellipsis is so … unfamiliar and … unusual these days … people just [...]

Next Up: Trendy Stupid Twitter Cunts of Dune

SandChigger | January 13, 2011

Utterly unbelievable: God Emperor of Dune translated into TweetSpeak: Congratulations, you dumbfuck, on A NEW ALL-TIME LOW! Tweet

Obviously no knowledge of literary literature at all

SandChigger | November 8, 2010

Following the DuneNovels posts on Twitter has truly been eye-opening. Not only can the person(s) using the account not type or be bothered to proofread before posting, but they are also evidently woefully ignorant of the standards used in the literature when discussing literature. Next case in point: the conventional way of quoting poetry when [...]

Abandon… all hope

SandChigger | October 29, 2010

I’m starting to wonder if they aren’t doing this on purpose, in effect thumbing their noses at those of us who care about accuracy and getting the quotes right. Yes, that’s right, the complete fuck-up(s) responsible for the DuneNovels account on Twitter have done it again! This much is clear: * Whoever the idiot is, [...]

DuneNovels: “We protect the LEGACY! Fuck the spelling!”

SandChigger | October 16, 2010

I guess I should just go ahead and make a special “DuneNovels Twitter Fuck-ups” category here, seeing how they keep on coming! OK, let’s be honest, this one was obviously a conscious choice. The reasoning probably went something like this… Damn! The quote’s not going to fit! Shit, what do I do now?! … I [...]

STUPIDITY defying belief…

SandChigger | September 16, 2010

Yes, the rocket-scientist braintrust that is DuneNovels on Twitter has gone and done it again: they’ve fucked up a quote from one of the books. Just a McDune shitbook this time, though, so it’s not a big deal, but the basic problem is still the same: these people are stupid or inept or both … [...]